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Asthma Doesn't Seem To Bother Me Any More Unless I'm Around Cigars Or Dogs. The Thing That Would Bother Me Most Would Be A Dog Smoking A Cigar.
-Steve Allen
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Asthma Doesn't Seem To Bother
Steve Allen
Asthma Doesn't Seem To Bother Me Any More Unless I'm Around Cigars Or Dogs. The Thing That Would Bother Me Most Would Be A Dog Smoking A Cigar.
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