At Any Minute, I Am

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.