Sometimes It Looks Like I'm

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

Skiing Is My Favorite Sport, Because, That's The Only Sport That Is Actually Better To Watch The Worst The Person Is At It. "that Guy Won A Gold Medal In The Olympics" "oh Yeah, That's Cool, I Wanna Watch The Fat Guy" "come On Dude, You Can Take That Hill"

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.