Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.