My Dream In Life Is

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

You Have To Do Something When You're Lying In Bed. So You Play With Your Mind.

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen