Usually I Commit To Something

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.