Bad Weather Always Looks Worse

Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And The Catholics Hate The Protestants/ And The Hindus Hate The Muslims/ And Everybody Hates The Jews.

If You Visit American City, You Will Find It Very Pretty. Just Two Things Of Which You Must Beware: Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe The Air. Pollution, Pollution, They Got Smog And Sewage And Mud. Turn On Your Tap And Get Hot And Cold Running Crud. See The Halibuts And The Sturgeons Being Wiped Out By Detergents. Fish Gotta Swim And Birds Gotta Fly, But They Don't Last Long If They Try. Pollution, Pollution, You Can Use The Latest Toothpaste, And Then Rinse Your Mouth With Industrial Waste.

I Wish People Who Have Trouble Communicating Would Just Shut Up.

I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying To Bypass Maturity.

There's Ten Stuffed Heads In My Trophy Room Right Now, Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, And A Cow.