Basically, I Learned To Read

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And When Youre In Law, Things Really Have To Get Done, Or Somebody Sues You. Its A Great Trick.

You Can Write A Little And Can Draw A Little, But There's Necessarily A Limitation On Both In A Comic Strip, Since It Appears In Such A Tiny Space.

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)

I Don't Like Drawing Characters Facing Right. If I Tried To Do That At A Book Signing, I'd Have To Pencil It First.