Because She Is Too Ugly

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

Coaching Is Not How Much You Know. It's How Much You Can Get Players To Do.

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

An Expert Is An Ordinary Fella Away From Home.