I Don't Need The News.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

Nothing. And, I Don't Start Before Noon.

The Only Discipline That Lasts Is Self-discipline.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.