Before I Speak, I Have

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.