Believe Me When I Say

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

Believe Me When I Say That Bill Clinton's Second Term Will Be Good For Business. My Business.

You've Got The Brain-washed, That's The Democrats, And The Brain-dead, That's The Republicans!

I'm Not Trying To Write A Bleak And Blistering Screed Against American Civilization. I'm Writing Something That I Hope Is Fun And Satirical And Full Of Possibility.