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I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.