We (san Francisco) Have Football

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.