Bragging May Not Bring Happiness,

When A Person Begins To Yell During An Argument, It Is A Tip-off That He Is Unsure Of Himself.

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

Assume Nothing. Inside Every Dumb Blond There May Be A Very Smart Brunette.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.