Busy Yourselves With This, You

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.