But Separate A Man From

I'm One Of These Guys That Just Spoils The Environment. I Like Atvs And Snowmobiles. I Have A Motorcycle Up There, And I Like Cruising Through The Hills.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

Dog's Listen, Or Appear To Listen. I Think They Hear Blah, Blah, Blah, Food, Blah, Blah, Blah. They Appear To Be Listening To You.

I May Go Back And Spice It Up With A Little Bit Of The Tool Stuff And Grunting And All That That I Know So Well. But It Feels Like I'm Rehashing Old Material. And Some Of My Audiences Like That. So I'm There To Entertain. I'm Not There To Make A Political Statement Or Anything Like That. I'm There To Entertain.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.