By The Power Of Steven

I Would Prefer As A Viewer To Watch The Mistakes. I Am My Own Blooper Reel, As It Happens.

I Don't Know Why Some People Get Worked Up About Gay People Marrying. It's Not Gay People Who Are Ruining The Sanctity Of Marriage, It's Celebrities.

Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got Other Crap I Need Help With!

I Wanted To Be A Rock Star.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.