By The Time A Bartender

It Takes All Sorts Of People To Make The Underworld.

Not Every Woman In Old Slippers Can Manage To Look Like Cinderella

I Have Had My Ups And Downs But Wotthehell Wotthehell Yesterday Sceptres And Crowns Fried Oysters And Velvet Gowns And Today I Herd With Bums But Wotthehell Wotthehell I Wake The World From Sleep As I Caper And Sing And Leap When I Sing My Wild Free Tune Wotthehell Wotthehell Under The Blear Eyed Moon I Am Pelted With Cast Off Shoon But Wotthehell Wotthehell

My Heart Hath Followed All My Days Something I Cannot Name.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat