By Worrying As Little As

Dogs And Philosophers Do The Greatest Good And Get The Fewest Rewards.

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.

When Some One Boasted That At The Pythian Games He Had Vanquished Men, Diogenes Replied, "nay, I Defeat Men, You Defeat Slaves."

Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"