It Is Not That I

Young Men Not Ought To Marry Yet, And Old Men Never Ought To Marry At All.

I Am Called A Dog Because I Fawn On Those Who Give Me Anything, I Yelp At Those Who Refuse, And I Set My Teeth In Rascals.

When Some One Reminded Him That The People Of Sinope Had Sentenced Him To Exile, He Said, "and I Sentenced Them To Stay At Home."

Perdiccas Threatened To Put Him To Death Unless He Came To Him, "that's Nothing Wonderful," Diogenes Said, "for A Beetle Or A Tarantula Would Do The Same."

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.