Calling You An Idiot Would

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

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Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It Has Truly Hooked A Man Will Not Let Him Go.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.