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Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Started Over Again With An Image: Nothing Goes Right. Then When The Godfather Came Out, All I Heard Was, Show Respect. With Me, You Show Respect. So I Changed The Image To I Don't Get No Respect. I Tried It Out In Greenwich Village. I Remember The First Joke I Told: Even As A Kid, I'd Play Hide And Seek And The Other Kids Wouldn't Even Look For Me. The People Laughed. After The Show, They Started Saying To Me, Me, Too - I Don't Get No Respect. I Figured, Let's Try It Again.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.