Caution, Though Very Often Wasted

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.

Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open Mouths.

Some Folks Are Wise And Some Otherwise.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.