Some Folks Are Wise And

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.