Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken

I Feel The Most Pulled Together When I'm Going For The Tomboyish Thing.

We've Had Four Or Five Casts In Three Years. There Was A Point When I Thought The Department Of Children And Family Services Was Going To Show Up At My Door!

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.

I Suffer The Terrible Disease Of Low Self-esteem.