I Do Find It Odd

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

Success Is Getting Up One More Time Than You Fall Down.

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.

My Husband Is Very Funny And His Humor Has Gotten Us Through A Lot. He's Good At Defusing Me.