I Do Find It Odd

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media Luck The New Year. Well, Apparently I'm Dating Bill Clinton, Which Makes Me Nervous. I Didn't Know, Though.

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.