I'm On A Strict Gossip

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media Luck The New Year. Well, Apparently I'm Dating Bill Clinton, Which Makes Me Nervous. I Didn't Know, Though.

There's An Expression: Great Is The Enemy Of The Good. Sometimes In Trying To Be Great, You Make A Mess Of Things.