Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.