Classical Music Is The Kind

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates To Do It's Something For The Public.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.