Nothing's As Mean As Giving

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.