Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.