Comedians Don't Have Hits. You

I'm The Kind Of Person, If I See Something, Like A Funny Video, I Want To Share It. With Twitter And Tumblr You Can Do That On A Mass Scale, And People Get To Know Your Personality.

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

Everyone's First Thought Is "these Women Are Going To Take Advantage Of You" Or "someone's Only Going To Date You Because You're Famous." That Stuff's Not Really An Issue Because That's Super-easy To See Through.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.