Comedians Get Jokes Offered To

In The Early Days All I Hoped Was To Make A Living Out Of What I Did Best. But, Since There's No Real Market For Masturbation I Had To Fall Back On My Bass Playing Abilities.

Comedians Get Jokes Offered To Them, Rock Stars Get Women And Underwear Thrown Onstage, And I Get Guys That Want To Take Me Fishing.

I Liked The Name Frog Brigade Because It Lent Itself To A Lot Of Cool Imagery With The Whole Frog Thing.

Band Chemistry Is A Tricky Thing. If One Guy Isn't Feeling Right With The Other Guys, Everything Gets Thrown Off. When You Get The Personalities And The Chemistry Right, That's A Grand Slam.

To Defy The Laws Of Tradition Is A Crusade Only Of The Brave.