Comedy Clubs Have Brick Walls

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

I`ve Not Really Been Angling To Be A Comedian. I Knew Comics And I Loved Them And I Loved Being Funny, But I Didn't Understand The Whole Concept Of Becoming One. My First Couple Of Times On Stage, I Was Like, "this Is What I'm Doing For Sure." I Was So Excited.

We're Gonna Have To Sweeten Some Of These Jokes For The Cd. You Know What Sweeten Means, Right? Sweeten Is A Show-biz Term For "add Sugar To".

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.