We're Gonna Have To Sweeten

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

There's A Guy In The Audience With A Distinctive Laugh. I Hope That Guy Is Miked. The Only Problem With Having A Distinctive Laugh Is I Know Exactly When That Guy Isn't Laughing. "oh, Distinctive Laugh Doesn't Think That Joke Was Funny!"

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.

I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.