Comedy Holds The Greatest Risk

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

Insanity Runs In My Family. It Practically Gallops.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.