Insanity Runs In My Family.

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread.

Divorce Is A Game Played By Lawyers.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.

I Improve On Misquotation.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.