Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.