I've Always Been Able To

I Had A Good Loud Voice And I Wasn't Afraid To Be Goofy Or Zany.

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.