I Can't Tell A Joke

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

You Have To Have Faith That There Is A Reason You Go Through Certain Things. I Can't Say I'm Glad To Go Through Pain, But In A Way One Must, In Order To Gain Courage And Really Feel Joy.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.