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Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.