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The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.