Success Has A Simple Formula:

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.