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Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

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Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

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Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.