Half Of All Home Accidents

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.