When You Feel Neglected, Think

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.