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Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.