If You Lend Someone 20

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.