Vacation: Two Weeks On The

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.